The Longest Shortest Time

MadLib #2

Our podcast is made possible with support by Stephanie Pereira and her husband Erik, who have struggled with cleaning their house and have thoroughly enjoyed mushroom hunting. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our work.

New Web Design: Please Report Any Bugs

We want you to have a nice time on our new site. Please tell us if you find any bugs, OK?

Giveaway: Ergobaby Carrier

Want your hands free to eat sushi and drink wine once the baby comes? Enter to win an Ergobaby carrier!

Madlib #1

Our podcast is made possible with support by Hillary and her daughter Sasha, who have struggled with getting out the door in the morning and have thoroughly enjoyed lying in the grass eating chives. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support […]

Winner of Unglamorous Things

Crying because you didn’t win? You may need our winner’s most necessary item.

Giveaway: Care Package for Mama

We teamed up with A Little Bundle to make a dreamy care package for new moms. You can win one here!

Mamas Need Lullabies Too

We go to crazy lengths to soothe our babes. But after all of that soothing, *you* need some serious soothing, too!

January Sponsors

This month’s sponsors, and why they make me feel supported as a mom.

Drawing Obsession: Death

She finally asks me the question I have been dreading most.

WELCOME Cards Are Here!

Our “Welcome” greeting card rewards are here! If you ordered these, you are in for a treat.