The Longest Shortest Time

Lullaby from a Couple Freaked Out by Parenthood

A childless couple, who is actually kinda freaked out about their friends having babies, write a lullaby.

MadLib #132

Our podcast is made possible with support by Karina Linch and her sons Max and Sam, who have struggled with a zombie obsession and have thoroughly enjoyed living in a commune. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our work.

MadLib #131

Our podcast is made possible with support by Kimberly and her son Simon, who have struggled with going to bed and have thoroughly enjoyed seeing who can make the weirdest laugh. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our work.

MadLib #130

Our podcast is made possible with support by Josh and his daughter Hana, who have struggled with pooping and have thoroughly enjoyed dancing. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our work.

MadLib #129

Our podcast is made possible with support by Anne Sailer and her sweetie David Sailer, who have struggled with a 13-year sleep deficit and have thoroughly enjoyed sharing bad jokes with their kids. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our […]

MadLib #128

Our podcast is made possible with support by Mama and Baby, who have struggled with naptime and have thoroughly enjoyed reading. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our work.

Make Your Own Non-Judgy Meetup!

One listener liked the non-judgy tone of our Facebook group so much that she planned a meetup in the Bay Area. Desperate for parent friends? You can do this too!

MadLib #127

Our podcast is made possible with support by Francis White and her daughter Jordan, who have struggled with ongoing organization and have thoroughly enjoyed mother-daughter outings. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our work.

MadLib #126

Our podcast is made possible with support by Lisa and her husband Chuck, who have struggled with sleep training and have thoroughly enjoyed play time. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links helps support our work.

MadLib #125

Our podcast is made possible with support by Frank J. Oswald and his wife Lisa, who have struggled with understanding why more people aren’t supporting this great project and have thoroughly enjoyed doing their small part. The Longest Shortest Time may earn a small commission from products linked on this site. Using our affiliate links […]